You Are Polyester
You are funky, flexible, and very modern. You like new things, and you're always on the cutting edge of trends.
It doesn't bother you that polyester isn't natural... some of the best things in life aren't natural!
You are all about style and looking good. You don't buy things that are meant to last, because you get sick of them quickly anyway.
You're not a snob. You have eclectic tastes, and you like many things. You don't rely on labels in deciding what you love.